You’ve just stepped into a private digital jurisdiction — a sovereign memetic realm we lovingly call DMOZing. Within this zone, all exchanges are private, peer-to-peer, and conducted under equitable principles, not corporate labels like “securities” or “commodities.”
You are NOT trading stocks.
You are NOT trading futures.
You are trading culture, community, and pure degen innovation — backed by data, driven by narrative, and bonded by liquidity.
This is a meme coin playground for grown people. If you’re under 18, please go back to Fortnite.
The Sacred Principles of DMOZing
1. Radical Accountability — you’re an adult, or pretending to be. Either way, you:
Accept full responsibility for your actions, losses, gains, and life choices
Waive all claims against DMOZ developers, partners, meme shillers, botnets, or meme gods
Understand this is play money with serious energy — and we don’t do refunds
2. Hold Harmless, Trade Free — You agree to:
Hold every other user harmless.
Accept all volatility, even when it burns.
Never blame the meme.
3. This is a Private Zone — All interactions in this ecosystem are:
Peer-to-peer and voluntary
Governed by equity, not statutory fictions
Protected by UCC §1-103 & common law contract principles
We collect zero personal data.
We sell nothing.
We track nothing beyond memes, XP, and vibes.
Legal Alignment
DMOZing operates under:
Organic, natural law principles
Maxims of equity
Private contract jurisdiction
You are:
A voluntary participant
Not engaging in investment contracts
Accepting your role as a sovereign, free-willed human on the blockchain
Final Word
This isn’t TradFi.
This isn’t CeFi.
This isn’t even DeFi as you know it.
This is DMOZing.
Where memes become market signals.
Where liquidity multiplies culture.
Where traders take the wheel, and name the tokens that matter.
